Kevin Thompson:
is this thread available in English? or maybe Fortran or COBOL for us old guys? :)
I ran it through Google Translate and here's what it said:
So, imagine you're trying to take a shower, but you can't get the SOAP to work right. I mean, it should be simple, right? But you keep trying and it's just not working. So you call up Dove and say "hey, Dove. What's up with this SOAP? My previous bar of SOAP was working just fine... Now, I'm trying to take a shower, and I'm getting bubbles but there's no soapiness."
They get back to you and say "hmm... SOAP's not working for us either in certain circumstances; we'll figure it out and let you know." A bit later, they call back. "OK. The problem we had with the SOAP was only applicable to the 'bath' scenario, so that's not quite what you were describing. We've changed Physics so that in this situation, instead of getting bubbles but no soapiness, you just won't get any bubbles."
You call back. "OK, I'm now I'm not getting any bubbles either. But, I mean, I've gotta take a shower. How can I get this shower going?"
"We think the problem you're running into is from holding the SOAP backwards. You should make sure you're holding the SOAP according to the Applied Physics Interface version 1.2, not version 1.1. You need to make sure you're holding the SOAP with the logo facing your body. If you take a video of yourself while you're trying to shower, and then send it to us, that'll help us with the debugging process."
You call back. "Uhh, guys, I'm pretty sure I'm holding the SOAP the right way. I flipped it around just to be sure, and that made no difference. This was working fine with the previous version of Physics."
"Oh, wait, now I see. I had the text logo facing me the whole time, but it turns out I've gotta have the bird logo facing me. OK, everything's working now and I'm getting clean already. Thanks!"
--xsdg